Teacher: Will someone please close the door?
Me: SHUT THE LIGHT OFF, I WANNA BE WITH YOU, I WANNA FEEL YOUR LOVE
Student: Can you go over that one more time?
Me: CAN WE FAAAAAAALLLL, ONE MORE TIIIIIIME; STOP THE TAAAPE AND REWIIIND
Parent: Who do you think you are?
Me: WHO DO YOU THINK I AMMMMMM
Random Person: Hey, did you hear about Russell Brand and Katy Perry?
Me: KATY PERRY'S ON REPLAY, SHE'S ON REPLAY
Student: I'm gonna be up all night doing this stupid homework.
Me: UP ALL NIGHT LIKE THIS ALL NIGHT HEY
Random Person: I can't believe-
Me: YOU DON'T KNOWW OH OH, YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
Me: I WANT, I WANT, BUT THAT'S CRAZY
Teacher: If you thought five was the correct answer, put your hands up.