After I discovered One Direction, I never spoke the same way again.

Teacher: Will someone please close the door?
Me: SHUT THE LIGHT OFF, I WANNA BE WITH YOU, I WANNA FEEL YOUR LOVE
Student: Can you go over that one more time?
Me: CAN WE FAAAAAAALLLL, ONE MORE TIIIIIIME; STOP THE TAAAPE AND REWIIIND
Parent: Who do you think you are?
Me: WHO DO YOU THINK I AMMMMMM
Random Person: Hey, did you hear about Russell Brand and Katy Perry?
Me: KATY PERRY'S ON REPLAY, SHE'S ON REPLAY
Student: I'm gonna be up all night doing this stupid homework.
Me: UP ALL NIGHT LIKE THIS ALL NIGHT HEY
Random Person: I can't believe-
Me: YOU DON'T KNOWW OH OH, YOU DON'T KNOW YOU'RE BEAUTIFUL
Random Person: I want-
Me: I WANT, I WANT, BUT THAT'S CRAZY
Teacher: If you thought five was the correct answer, put your hands up.
Me: CUZ IT'S A STAND UP
fuckinglaughter:

radicul:

polarfantasy:
my new obey snapback 

Swag

fuckinglaughter:

radicul:

polarfantasy:

my new obey snapback 

Swag
-sneeze-
normal person: bless you
liam payne: god bless your soul and heart and all that is good in the world hallelujah may you recover from that awful sneeze

bring-1d-to-nz:

heckyeah-onedirectionshit:

I wish you would scruff me up with yo booody.

oh my god you special boy :)

(Source: secretlifeofa1dfan)

iwillforeverloveonedirection:

literally the cutest person I’ve ever seen

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torn-4tommo:

ifyouseecourtney:

fuckme-1direction:

diff-er-ent date ev-er-y night

well fuck me

(Source: crissstyles)

(Source: ohdamnhoran)

foreveryoung-alwaysfun:

……you special, special child.

(Source: mrs-styler-xoxo)

YOU LIAR

(Source: nandos-for-horan)

(One Direction in a horror movie)

Killer: *Calls Zayn* "I see you."
Zayn: "Really? Do i look good?"
Killer: "..."
Killer: *Enters Kitchen* "What are you doing?!"
Niall: "Making a Sandwich."
Killer: "At a time like this?"
Niall: "Theres always time to eat."
Killer: "..."
Killer: *Opens bedroom door* "What the.."
Louis: "Shut the door! Can't you see we're busy?"
Harry: "Come back to bed , boobear!"
Killer: "..."
Liam: *Goes on Twitcam* "Hey guys! There's a Killer in our house! I think he's trying to hurt us! That isn't very nice.."
Killer: "I need a new hobby."